Make a Think

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Think about it...


If the #2 pencil is still the most popular why is it still #2?


If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in air tight packages?







Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower when he doesn't even usually wear pants.



How come you press harder on the remote when you know the battery is dead?





If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


If people from Poland are called Poles
Why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If God sneezes, what should you say?


What is the speed of Dark?

If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

He who loses money loses much
He who loses a friend loses much more
He who loses faith loses all.

Learn from the mistake of others
You won't live long enough to make them all yourself

Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
Today is a gift,
That is why they call it the present.

I love you, not only because of who you are,
but because of who I am when I am with you

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you to the best of their ability.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right next to them.

Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who may be falling in love with your smile.

To the world, you may be one person,
But to one person, you may be the world.

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people first,
so that when we finally meet the right person we know how to be grateful.

Don't cry because it's over,
Smile because it happened.

Remember that whatever happens
Happens for a reason