When God created woman

When the good Lord creating Mothers He was into His 6th day of "overtime" when an angel came by and said "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."
And the Lord answered: "Have you read the spec on this order?
She must be washable, but not plastic,
Have more than 180 movable parts... all replaceable.
Run on left-over's,
Have a lap that disappears when she stands up,
A kiss that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart
And six pairs of hands"
The angel shook Her head slowly "Six pairs of hands....no way!"
"It's not the hands that are causing me problems," The Lord said, "It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers are supposed to have."
"And this is the standard model?! "
The Lord nodded, "One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks "What's going on in there?" when she already knows. Another here at the back of her head that sees what she shouldn't but what she has to know, and of course, the ones here at the front that can look at a child when they goof up and say, "I understand and I love you" with out so much as uttering a word.
"Lord," The angel said, touching His sleeve gently, "come to bed. Tomorrow..."
"I won't," said the Lord. "I am so close to creating something so close to myself"
"Already I have one who cures herself when sick... can feed a family of 6 on one pound of hamburger... and can get a 9 yr old to stand under a shower."
The angel circled the model very slowly, "She's too soft." She said.
"But tough!" the Lord said excitedly, "You cannot imagine what this mother can do or endure."
"Can she think?" the angel asked.
The Lord answered "Not only can she think, she can reason and compromise."
Finally the angel bent over and ran Her finger across the cheek.... "There's a leak" She pronounced. "I told You, You were trying to put too much into this model!"
"It isn't a leak," said the Lord "....it's a tear"
"What's it for?" asked the angel.
And the Lord said:
"It's for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness and pride"
"You are a genius ," the angel said.
The Lord looked somber, "I didn't put it there"
-Original Author: Erma Bombeck

Woman has strengths that amazes man.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when feeling like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying,
She cries when she is happy
and laughs when she is afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.
Stands up against injustice.
She doesn't take "no" for an answer, when she can see a better solution.
She gives herself so her family can thrive.
She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.
Her love is unconditional.
She cries when her kids are victorious.
She is happy when her friends do well.
She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.
Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.
But she finds the strength to get on with life.
She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.
There is only one thing wrong with her
She forgets what she is worth...
Pass this on to your lady friends to remind them how fantastic they are....
Pass it on to males you know too. Sometimes they need to be reminded..!!!