Kiss Me Goodnight

AUTHOR UNKNOWN
That First Kiss

At the end of the night the guy takes the girl home. Emboldened by the night, the guy decides to try for the first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a good night kiss?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh, come on? Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Look, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh, please! Please, I like you so much!"
"No, no and no. I like you too, but I just can't"
"Oh yes you can. Please? I'm begging you..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud, tell him to take his hand off the intercom button..."