Saturday, December 1, 2012

Jingle Bells rewritten


TO THE TUNE OF 'JINGLE BELLS'

DASHING THROUGH THE MALL
WITH GROCERIES YET TO BUY
LESSONS, WORK, HOUSECLEANING
LIFE IS SO CRAZY, WHY?

BELLS ON OUR PHONE RING
THE MACHINE WILL TAKE THE CALL
WE HAVE NO TIME FOR FAMILY OF FRIENDS
IT DRIVES US UP THE WALL!

CHORUS:
HOW ARE YOU? HOW'S YOUR LIFE?
WE REALLY WANT TO KNOW
HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR CHRISTMAS
NOW MAYBE IT WILL SNOW

A DAY OR TWO AGO
WE THOUGHT WE'D MAKE A TREAT
FOR ALL OUR SPECIAL FRIENDS
A CHRISTMAS GIFT TO EAT

OUR INTENTIONS WERE TOP NOTCH
BUT OUR SCHEDULES WOULD NOT BUDGE
SO HERE'S THIS YEAR'S EDITION OF
SOME HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS FUDGE!

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